Opinion Lizard

Because people with lizard characters have opinions too

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isaiah-50-7:

conservativetildeath:

I don’t think Obama understands that when you make the military your enemy you lose the country entirely!

And we don’t see anyone yelling about how sexist this is!!!

Because sending unneeded soldiers back home for good in order to reduce the overly-huge military budget that is crippling this country is sexist apparently, AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!

isaiah-50-7:

conservativetildeath:

I don’t think Obama understands that when you make the military your enemy you lose the country entirely!

And we don’t see anyone yelling about how sexist this is!!!

Because sending unneeded soldiers back home for good in order to reduce the overly-huge military budget that is crippling this country is sexist apparently, AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!

(Source: everythingwithaconservativetwist)

Filed under sarcasm lol politics millitary national debt

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Pro-abort:
I support ALL choices. That's why it's, you know, choice?
Pro-abort:
HOW DARE YOU BE PRO-LIFE/CHRISTIAN/CONSERVATIVE? I WILL NOW CURSE AT YOU, TELL YOU TO GO DIE, OR TELL YOU THAT YOUR OPINIONS DON'T MATTER.
Me:
I guess you aren't as pro-"choice" as you claim, eh?
Opinion Lizard:
I guess there are some pro-life people out there who have made zero attempt to understand the reasoning for abortion because even their strawmen are terrible.

Filed under lol abortion strawman

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BE THEIR VOICE.: "Pro-lifers only adopt healthy, perfect*, white, American babies!"

isaiah-50-7:

Um.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Need I go on?

Excuse you.

I myself am adopted and when my parents wanted to adopt from the USA, they asked for a child the age two or younger, regardless of color, gender, or “disabilities.”

Their wait time?

Five to eight years….

I’m not even going to bother showing all of that text that this reblog cut off because I don’t need to.

Showing pictures of non-white adopted babies is no where even close to being statistical about the adoption rate of minorities and children with disabilities.

I really really wish your blog was satire, because it sometimes really seems like it haha.

Filed under lol adoption prolife

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You have to trust Jesus but fear god because they’re two people who are also the same person and he loves you unconditionally (but you should still make sure to not make him mad or else he’ll send you to a place where you’ll be tortured forever). Because he loves you.God: building healthy relationships for over 3,000 years.

You have to trust Jesus but fear god because they’re two people who are also the same person and he loves you unconditionally (but you should still make sure to not make him mad or else he’ll send you to a place where you’ll be tortured forever). Because he loves you.

God: building healthy relationships for over 3,000 years.

(via atheist-overdose)

Filed under god religion protest lol

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aww, think abortion is terrible and i’m a murderer?

isaiah-50-7:

i-am-radscum:

Too fucking bad. If I get pregnant I have the RIGHT to a choice.

Get the fuck out of my uterus with your religion and bigoted opinions.

More pro-choice respect here, folks! Let’s see. Cursing…more cursing…name-calling…yup! Another fine example!

You guys scream at us (not very respectful!) to respect you…but 99% of the time, 99% of you refuse to respect us? What happened to your love of diversity? Tolerance? Open-mindedness? Come on, guys!


Oh no, someone said the F-word. That must mean their argument is poor and that they have no valid points. /sarcasm

Seriously, what’s with the aversion to cursing I’m seeing with a lot of people? Haha. Someone says “fuck” in reference to an action (notice “fuck you” wasn’t used, just “fuck”), and OH NO LOOK AT THE CURSING IT’S SO BAD AND UNCOUTH.

Filed under satire cursing prolife lol

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>”evolutionist”>Not realizing the difference between a natural environment and human urbanization>Not realizing how how natural selection doesn’t apply in an environment with no ecosystem/foodweb, see: human urbanization.>Not understanding the impact a 1 degree global temperature change entails.I was right, this site is hilarious. Let’s see what else I can find.

>”evolutionist”
>Not realizing the difference between a natural environment and human urbanization
>Not realizing how how natural selection doesn’t apply in an environment with no ecosystem/foodweb, see: human urbanization.
>Not understanding the impact a 1 degree global temperature change entails.

I was right, this site is hilarious. Let’s see what else I can find.

Filed under LL101 evolution climate change lol